gluttonaughty

an adjective to describe behaving naughtily gluttonous

Staying up smoking cannabis, watching hours of tv shows, and posting definitions to urban dictionary at 9am is ridiculously gluttonaughty.

by Kazina February 27, 2015

gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015

glutter butter

To take a stick of butter put it in a girls vigina and lick it for breakfast.

My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

by Chesty Glutswhip January 9, 2016

glutenesia

The societal forgetfulness of how to use the gluteal muscles effectively, relying on compensatory measures with other muscles.

The reason most people have low back pain is because of glutenesia.

by Bens2367 March 9, 2017

Glutenize

To be unknowingly by gluten containing ingredients i.e. wheat , barley and oats.

I went to a new popular restaurant last night and was glutenized.

by LisaTheCeliac June 20, 2017

Gluteus Wagneus

The part of a females ass not concealed by the underwear causing it to be easily jiggled.

Her gluteus wagneus jiggled as she ran down the street.

by Quackery September 30, 2017

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017