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Glarkpatik

A word used when smoking Marijuana. When someone takes a big hit and while exhaling the smoke they burp at the same time. Hence, burping smoke out of your lungs.
Dude I just took the biggest hit and did a Glarkpatik!

Did you just see that Glarkpatik?
by The Niberatchi June 28, 2011
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Blown Head Gaskets

When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
by theinstigator September 16, 2016
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glakit

a person that looks stupid as well as ugly.
did ye see that mankit glakit jaky lookin fucker whit wuz trying to take his keks of wi oot takin his troozers af, cunt was a toatal eggnoramouse mun.
by nud the fud June 8, 2007
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
by Dhalphir October 27, 2011
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glaekit

Ya glaekit bugger yea (You stupid person you)

Are you glaekit? (Are you Stupid?)
by Dinger January 1, 2005
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GLASS HARMONICA

A rare container used to hold beverages in minibars so as to make them difficult to replace.
Do you have Coke in a glass harmonica?
by Boots December 27, 2007
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made of glass

someone who is injury prone or weak. someone who suffers injury when they endure mild physical contact.
BRFC member1: "hey man, did you hear sam ashworth's wrecked his shoulder AGAIN?!"

BRFC member2: "haha that kid is made of glass! shoulder, shoulder, concussion, knee, thumb, concussion, ribs and now his shoulder again? he should quit playing rugby, he's just not cut out for it!
by Creep38 October 1, 2010
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