Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.

Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

by CScam May 1, 2011

shallow fucking

It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina

It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other

I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves

Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson

by SexyHannah May 3, 2019

god fucking dammit

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.

See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???

by Badgerbear May 30, 2007

Diet Fucking Coke

what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.

"Holy shit this is Diet fucking coke"

by Metsrule2006 January 10, 2006

jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010

gay fucking

The process in which a gay guy nails the sweet tight ass of another male, gay or not

S-Man Jared gay fucked the whit out of me last night
H-You gay man?
S-Nah just horny as hell
H-Ah well maybe later we can do some hot gay fucking

by hornymanjerkingnow January 5, 2014

Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011