Fucktard

A person for whom the word retard is too good. This word is reserved for people who do or say things that even the most retarded of retards wouldn't do

Man, you're a fucktard.

by Semi Essessi July 18, 2003

fucktard

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.

The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!

by Yoda September 12, 2003

fucktard

n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person
n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard
n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself

I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL.

by kap_x April 19, 2004

Fucktard

An ingenious contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used often to insult each other while playing online in Halo.

"You shot Church you teamkilling fucktard!" -Tucker- Red vs. Blue Episode 8

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

fucktard

a mentally challenged person that is used for sex (generally by "norms")

"I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences!"

by Louis Cyphre November 4, 2007

fucktardation

Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;

-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)

Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!

Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.

You? Still going dry?

Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.

M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

by hareutz August 5, 2009

Fucktard

To be really fucking retarded

If you are conor smale you are a "fucktard

by anthony nichols February 4, 2009