NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY

DON'T FUCK THE OWNER CUZ THIS WILL CAUSE CHAOS

ITS NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY SO DON'T CAUSE CHAOS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED

by LimeyXaviOlwalithe-Kenyan-Guy December 21, 2022

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

Shark Fucking Day

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022

Fuck Floop's Mom Day

National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2

Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom

by adolf gifler July 31, 2022