Male version of camel toe, when a man's shorts are so tight that his testicles bulge through, creating two side-by-side "eyes".
by Otis the Drunken Hobo September 02, 2004
The second biggest catastrophe in human history, the first being the H-bomb. And the most annoying ringtone ever invented, which has increased the suicide rate incredibly.
by Genocidal June 26, 2005
An extremely powerful offensive maneuver only used by the hardest of core. A special punch delivered by extending the second knuckle of the middle finger outward to a point, while clenching the fist. Aim for the throat for devastating results the likes of which your opponent, punk-assed bitch that he/she is, shall never forget.
by renode September 24, 2007
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
You're as mad as a box of frogs.
by GjjG April 26, 2006
One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.
The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.
Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.
Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
by Doc Evil January 04, 2006
The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.
©Ian McEwan
©Ian McEwan
by Kalivha November 21, 2009