pulp fiction

pulp fiction is the best movie since "good burger". this movie changed my life. i was once a white pharmacist from north dakota and i watched pulp fiction and suddenly i was a black gangster from L.A in a fance suit eating a ham sandwich with some white dude with long black hair and there was a glass of orange juice in my pocket and a naked man holing sparkelers in the window singing "Oh Canada"! try explaing that one to your lunch table.

steve: hey wanna go watch plup fiction?
stevedave: nah that movie sucks!
(steve devouers stevedave's soul wich kinda looks like a pair of adidas sandles)
stevedave:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(steve puts on the sandles and skipps away singing lets stay together by "al green"

by Steve the rad January 6, 2005

Fan fiction

When fans write a story including the people from a anime, book, band, movie, or video game. Usally includes chachers being sexually attracted to the same sex or doing other things they usally wouldn't.

Random emo girl 1: OMG did you read that one Gerard Way/Frank Iero fan fiction!!

Random emo girl 2: OMG! No send my the link! Then i'll send you the link to the Naurato one!

by xXMirandaXx March 16, 2009

crotch friction

When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.

Jesus christ listen to that crotch friction as that fat bitch walks!

by BA1 December 27, 2007

Fractions

Fractions are a part of a whole object.

There was only a few fractions left of the pizza!

by DictionaryWitch March 23, 2017

Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

frictiontude

The presence of adversarial attitude and notable friction over a minor or major difference of opinion or annoyance.

There was significant frictiontude between those two over that whole deal.

by kernel tarball February 28, 2013