Freeze peach

A phrase commonly uttered by an asshole attempting to justify their or somebody else's racist, sexist, homophobic, or generally shitty behavior by evoking the first amendment .

*Person gets fired from job after espousing countless racist remarks*

Person: "i have a right to muh freeze peach!!!"

by yamma684 August 20, 2017

freezer

Poker term used to describe when two or more "coolers" are dealt in the same hand. An example of a freezer would be if one player was dealt AA, another KK, and a third QQ.

More commonly seen with online poker rooms such FullTilt, Pokerstars, or Cake.

At the WSOP last year, some amateur donk won it all on a fucking freezer. Stacked a player with AA and another guy with KK when he flopped a set of Queens. Unbelievable.

by Sugo Muhnuts November 3, 2010

freezer

1. The best place to put things you dont want to look at.
2. A good place for safe-keeping. Fire safe.

The freezer is a good place to store anything but ice cream.

by jally September 27, 2006

freezer

a gay ass pussy who won`t do shit with their boy/girlfriend cause their scared **cough cough melissa**

god i dumped him because he was such a freezer!! uGhh i hate freezerss!!

by your mom 05 April 25, 2005

Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.

It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by WxDub December 19, 2016

butt freeze

similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.

P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"

P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!

by squeakmighty July 12, 2009

Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010