kevin federline

1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."

2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.

mom: study or you will become a Kevin Federline in the future.

by Smart Guy Period November 27, 2007

Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

Frederick

One of the most kindest, most amazing people you will ever meet they will treat you like a queen as soon as they lay eyes on you, there the most funniest people ever and would only prank you if you were really out for it. Frederick is the man of yours and my dreams his smile shines brighter than a million stars he makes your heart race faceted than a dozen fireworks his deep eyes make you melt and his touch feels like paradise, Weasley really is our king his hand perfectly intertwines with yours and you know you’ll always be safe around your Ginger Prince Charming he really is the best Husband anyone could ask for, our magic man

Ash: Frederick Weasley is the man of my dreams
Andy: Frederick is simply wonderful your so lucky!

by Bill Weasley February 6, 2021

fred and george weasley

fred and george weasley are the twins in the weasley family in the harry potter series.

fred and george weasley look the same

by crowie August 7, 2006

fredache

a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.

Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!

Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!

by calaburrito July 20, 2009

Fred Weasley

george weasleys brother

wow thats georges brother fred weasley

by A_rora December 18, 2020

Captain Fred

He cannot be described in the English language... or any language for that matter.

There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.

However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.

He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.

Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.

The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.

Girl A: Who's hotter; Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ?
Girl B: Captain Fred.

Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?

Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.

by ThatWhippedGuy December 26, 2009