Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Myself

You do not need me to change anything about myself. What you WANT is to control MYSELF and you're trying to reconfigure what constitutes CONTROL and SELF to make that happen.

Hym "But what YOU ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF is MYSELF. You didn't need MYSELF to change anything to fill your bank account with my ideas. So, you don't need myself to change anything. I don't need to do anything beyond this and I'm not going to. And if I do, I can guarantee someone is going to need to buy some flowers a couple of days afterwards. MYSELF is what you are trying to separate from MY ACHIEVEMENTS so OTHER PEOPLE who deserve it LESS can keep them for themselves. This is all just a ploy to keep me under the thumb of some fuck ass business owner who has contributed LESS to society than I have. It doesn't even matter which business owner it is. You all have to do it and now you want me to have to do it with you. You don't care that I created AI. You don't care about ME. YOU want ME to have to be like YOU. And why would I do that when I can be better? What you are doing isn't reflecting on me. It's just you being you."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023