flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

bosh it in on the fly

To make an audio edit in real time.

Walter: No time for fancy edits Randy, bosh it in on the fly.

by [js] September 1, 2008

Flying Fuck

Something I do not give.

I don't give a flying fuck.

by tmili December 9, 2012

Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009

fly to death

The act of being well dress, clean, and smellin good. The act of lookin like new money, pimpin.

I live to be fly to death.

by YoungMoneytheGod May 13, 2005

Flying Kiwi

Flying - To move from one place to another
Kiwi - A New Zealander

A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.

Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.

Flying Kiwi's own all.

Damn, I wish I was as cool as that Flying Kiwi.

by Prof Flying Kiwi March 20, 2004