function junction

U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.

last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Functified

A condition of being dirty, nasty, filthy and unsanitary.

I need to go home to use the restroom, that ladies' room at the Wal-Mart was functified. It should be condemned by the board of health.

by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010

Flunting

Flunting is the type of guy that each and every single lady (or man) has long been desiring for. He is indisputably the most quintessential brother, boyfriend/partner, father and any male figure that you can perpetually dream of. This man gets along well with everyone considering his charm, charisma and his expertise to make everyone around him laugh. Despite his innocence, Flunting is undoubtedly a freak in the sheets. Everyone needs a Flunting in their life. He is exceptionally a diamond in the sea and you would be unequivocally the luckiest person if you ever encounter Flunting!!!

Girl 1: Woah you see Flunting over there? I found the one for me
Girl 2: No way, back off he belongs to me!

Flunting is so damn perfect, I strive to be someone like him

by Burnt Rice December 13, 2020

Trig function

A use for the mentally retarded.

Sarah Palin's son may one day grow up to be a greeter at an Anchorage area Wal-Mart. This would be his Trig function.

by Trajork December 6, 2009

flunch

A cross between flunking and a crunching sound, usually caused by procrastination or leaving class early.

When you don't do anything you flunch.

by Glitch October 11, 2004

High functioning

A way of saying somebody is not doing too bad for a dysfunctional, fucked up guy.

He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020

flunch

A free lunch.

"Going to flunch, wanna come?" "Hell yeah!"

"There's no such thing as a flunch."

"It's flunch, but you have to tip."

by beinmetz October 28, 2009