Flumming

When you jack off and finish inside of someone’s nose

“Dude why did you go flumming with my sister?” “I couldn’t help myself, her nose was so grippy.”

by NotBrush April 2, 2024

Flumbuzzle

A situation where the people involved are both disorientated and are lacking of intelligence causing a commotion. It can be used as a derogatory statement among friends and as a description of crowds.

Man, these people can’t attend the show without becoming a Flumbuzzle.

by Jalapeño popper April 8, 2024

flamting

When groping a dead person and they start twitching

At the funeral, the were flamting uncle Steve

by Hunterthemunter May 19, 2024

flumbersnootle

When you sleep to long you wake up with a headache

Don’t talk to me I’m flumbersnootled

by Big Booty Bum Cheeks June 2, 2024

Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024

flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024

flumming

(verb) ejaculating boogers and snot.

danny: have you ever flummed before? it's amazing!
evan: no, but i've got to try it sometime! what is it?
danny: it's when you cum boogers and snot.

jonathan loves flumming. he ejaculates boogers and snot all the time!

by the poop lick monster June 16, 2024