Flupsch

The act of picking up a cube of feta cheese with the low pressure created by ones nostril, in order to be able to eat it hands free by dropping it into your mouth.

As his hands were occupied with something else, he had to flupsch the feta cheese to finish his meal.

by Heino_Jallabad November 22, 2018

Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

Flumpatios

When something is so extravagant and over the top- it comes across arrogant

“Jeez don’t be so flumpatios

by Makingupwordstoproveapoint February 22, 2019

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 1, 2019

Flumsy

Derives from acts of Undirected stupidity.

a combination of fragile and clumsiness.

The flumsiness made him bump in to all the tables. And flumsy fall down the stairs.

by Bobsaget1111 July 24, 2019

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

flumph

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019