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eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'
-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !
by arsenist February 18, 2009
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Flood

flood

Background: Middle English, from Old English flOd; akin to Old High German fluot flood, Old English flOwan to flow

1 a : a rising and overflowing of a body of water especially onto normally dry land; also : a condition of overflowing <rivers in flood> b capitalized : a flood described in the Bible as covering the earth in the time of Noah

2 Children who have grown such that the trouser legs are not long enough are pejoratively said to be wearing "floods" (a reference to hiked pants to keep them dry in flood times). This is usually caused by a : suffering from extreme poverty; b : their parents looked down on them with contempt or aversion and therefore weren’t concerned enough to keep them in appropriately fitting clothes.

3 The act of sending numerous Instant Messages, Chat Invitations or Text Messages in a small time frame; whether accidentally or in the hopes of annoying people and crashing their IM program.
Examples:
1. I woke up one morning and the bathroom was flooded with dirty brown water. Apparently Barith had taken a big deuce causing the toilet to rise and overflow onto the normally dry tile of the bathroom floor.

2. None.

3. My phone bill was over $200 last month because Washer Woman kept flooding my phone with trivial things about her mundane life.
by Jendo October 29, 2004
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Floaties

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.
Get your floaties out were going for a swim.
by Ornella Z December 31, 2005
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floatopia

Epic ass party on the beach of IV in spring quarter! Float on the ocean, tan in the sun, get really really ridiculously shitty.
I was so trashed at last year's floatopia I could barely make it back up the stairs.
by lboogie12384 April 4, 2009
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making a float

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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flood

Usenet: A large number of posts uploaded about the same subject.
Hey did you see the flood of DragonForce MP3s on newsgroups the other day?
by Chris J Pisarczyk July 4, 2005
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floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.
A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.
by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005
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