Jersey Floor

When a floor is so overcrowded with trash that it almost resembles the Jersey Shore.

Mom- Billy, go clean your room. It looks like a Jersey Floor.
Billy- That was Harsh, mom.

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011

mop the floor

when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor

Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!

by Tuchxy February 12, 2020

Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

Floor Ketchup

1. Ketchup...that is on the floor

2. When one sees blood on the floor and believes it is the first definition of floor ketchup. (The "Floor Ketchup" is the blood on the floor.)

Little Robby was really hungry that day so he got a hot dog and smeared it with Floor Ketchup...it wasn't ketchup.

by Michael Who? February 27, 2009

floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

The floor is lava

A terrible meme that clickbait youtubers made about 50 grand from.

Billy-No-Mates: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA"
A Fungi (what is my life): *Jumps on a pebble*

by (WHY IS THIS A THING) BHBHVH November 12, 2018

Floor Cleaners

The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.

Useful for multitasking mothers.

'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'

'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.

by gemba August 1, 2011