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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it
“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible
by Flood water March 11, 2019
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Flood me

To send someone a bunch of pictures and videos of yourself.

@therealyvngever
Him: Can you FLOOD me real quick?

Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.
by @Therealyvng4ever August 11, 2022
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Flooded

an "iced out" piece of jewelery that has diamonds throughout and often covering the gold.
These bitches they be smokin' on hookah
My nigga ballin' like boodoos
Geeked up in the Double R, I scare ya bitch, Freddy Krueger
Flooded Franck Muller
by Steviebabs2685 August 2, 2023
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tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.
by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017
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Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces
Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.
by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024
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flooding

The act of submitting an excessive amount of content to an online platform. The term is used on different types of platforms, so depending on the platform content may refer to chat messages, forum posts, videos, pictures, etc.
Username was banned for flooding.
by PitchforkAssistant October 25, 2023
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