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Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand
Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
mugGet the Mr floodmug.

flood the nile

When a girl is wet enough to squirt
Baby I'm going to make you flood the nile tonight!0
by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019
mugGet the flood the nilemug.

coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 4, 2014
mugGet the coastal floodingmug.

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
mugGet the Anal Floodmug.

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
mugGet the Fields are floodedmug.

Flooded

when there's so many possible answers you do not know where to begin.
I don't know man I'm flooded!
by Rooster j July 22, 2018
mugGet the Floodedmug.

Flooding the mine

A sexual move in which you orgasm in the nose of your sexual partner, this term comes from the idea of “digging for gold” when you pick your nose
Mike: Yo Zach, Sarah let me try Flooding the mine on her!
Zach: Wtf if wrong with both of you?
by Bleary56 November 13, 2020
mugGet the Flooding the minemug.

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