Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.
Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
by Two-Bits January 9, 2009
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When you can't remember something but it is on the tip of your tongue and your mind just needs to do a memory dump before it melts.
When you can't remember something but it is on the tip of your tongue and your mind just needs to do a memory dump before it melts.
Someone on the street asks you a relatively simple question such as, "what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" After knowing that you should respond with "African or European" but you can't put it into words and you feel your blood pressure starting to rise and beads of sweat form on your brow your brain turns to mush and all it can come up with is....Snickle Floosen.
by Hoot83 July 27, 2009
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When someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.
Phil: Why the hell are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
by Elron Herbert December 29, 2011
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2. A planet located somewhere in the solar system. Also refers to an alien race, however there is no connection between the planet and the race other than the name.
2. A planet located somewhere in the solar system. Also refers to an alien race, however there is no connection between the planet and the race other than the name.
1. Josh "Wow, I feel so flognar right now!"
Douche Bag "CHEER UP ASSHOLE!!@"
Josh "Aww, now I'm flognar..."
2. Alien Y "Isn't Flogar beautiful this time of night?"
Alien x "Why is it called Flognar, but we are the alien race of Flognar, and we don't even have any relation to it other than our name?"
Alien Y "...I...don't...know...Wanna makeout?"
Douche Bag "CHEER UP ASSHOLE!!@"
Josh "Aww, now I'm flognar..."
2. Alien Y "Isn't Flogar beautiful this time of night?"
Alien x "Why is it called Flognar, but we are the alien race of Flognar, and we don't even have any relation to it other than our name?"
Alien Y "...I...don't...know...Wanna makeout?"
by Eddie the cool kid September 8, 2006
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by bubble boy1234 June 28, 2011
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Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
Because I just Flogasmed extremely hard!
2. Girl: So, wanna hit the sack?
Guy: No thanks, I've just Flogasmed.
by The Purple Taco March 9, 2011
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