my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”

A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.

by Juliet.whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot May 17, 2021

floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.

Daniel has a floating head.

by Daniel May 24, 2004

Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008

floater

In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.

"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."

by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice

mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003