Brad: Yo, can someone take a picture of me?
Chad: I gotchu bro!
Ryan: Actually, I’ll take it because my camera has better quality.
Brad+ Chad: Stop x flexing.
Chad: I gotchu bro!
Ryan: Actually, I’ll take it because my camera has better quality.
Brad+ Chad: Stop x flexing.
by chickenlover69420 December 25, 2018

by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit
friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?
by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen
by jbott3000 January 6, 2017

by ieatbees November 2, 2020

kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call
by awhorea March 1, 2021

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.
Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"
Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."
Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."
Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
by Bonebaby February 4, 2019
