the flats

west coast term for the ghetto since the hills are where the rich people reside...

jake: ya'll don't know nothin' 'bout me. i'm from the flats. i stay fly, nigga.

me: what have i told you about using the n-word, wigger!? you don't know ANYTHING about the flats...angelou's got you beat, son.

angelou: driving down to the liqour sto' on the weekends to hang out doesn't mean you get street cred.

by Brittnasty The Mad MC November 15, 2005

Flatassitosis

A condition in which one's gluteus maximus is less than the required amount for effective booty shaking.

Due to my state of flatassitosis, I will be unable to partake in the twerking competition.

by Rainestar June 29, 2018

Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019

Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019

flatassitish

Pronounciation: flat-ass-eye-tish

Definition: Keiko Roy

"Damn keiko ass real flat"
"ikr she got flatassitish"

"she need a bbl fr"
"Yh in severe cases of flatassitish a double or maybe even a triple is needed"

by stanbtsyouhouseslaves November 23, 2021

flabtastic

An adjective refering to someone who has a lot of excess fat.

*woman walks past*
"woah shes flabtastic"

by lilemmaleebabee May 24, 2007

Flabtastic

being very flabby or something of the sort.
having flabby fat on your body, jiggling in some way.

"WOW! Did you see Graham jiggle his leg in english today?!"

"I know, it was Flabtastic!"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007