bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.

"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."

by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016

Flanky

A person who is Fat + Lanky = Flanky

the famous mc/beatboxer Boogy Woogy's (real name Sean Wakeham)nickname was Flanky for this reason

by Jake Townsend February 15, 2009

Flak Riot

n. A bombardment of media by the news on a subject that, realistically, isn't that important. Cindy Sheehan, Paris Hilton, and Gus Van Sant would not exist to you if flak riot did not exist.

I didn't care much for the first two, but the flak riot on GTA San Andreas' hidden porn hack almost makes it worth purchasing...

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Flake

Slang term for cocaine

"Dude, you look fucked."
"Yeah man, I'm on flake."

by Curiosal September 21, 2014

Pee Flakes

The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.

Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.

by lsbisme June 30, 2009

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

Super red expresso snow flake

A large rare bud that has a red glaze over it and smoke so sweet and smooth it's the best bud going around.

Damn bro what's that shit we smoked?
Super Red Expresso Snow Flake
I just shit.

by Blitz24/7 April 7, 2011