John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Decent American president.
Reagan was better.

Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.

by Angry Wookiee July 19, 2007

Fitzpatricked

The term 'Fitzpatricked' is used when you have been subjected to a samey and seriously unfunny joke, usually relating to Japan, Hulk Hogan, Snake Pliskin or Richard Sharpe.

You've been seriously Fitzpatricked!

Man, that joke was awful. It appears that I have been Fitzpatricked.

by David Reader January 14, 2008

Fitzy

A total wanker ... simple as

Ur a total fitzy coz u tried to shag my mum and she rejected ya

by Guess January 31, 2005

fitzner

Has a big penis and is short many girls will fall for this person when they get older and he will fuck bitches and get paper

Bob fitzner is a tool

by Urban dictionary define June 11, 2014

Fitzharris

A person who oozes the "pink-eye" out of his arse. Has only one ball and one working leg. Has nothing to his name only one childs sleeping bag. Has a tendency to be aroused by cabbage and rabbits and likes to be alone.

Can also be a sewer rat.

Wow, me eye is Killing me after that Fitzharris

by fish titties February 15, 2009

frozen fitzgerald

is when you place feces from your partner in a plastic baggy, freeze it, and then insert the frozen log into one of your partners' open holes

"Dude I couldn't believe she fell for the frozen fitzgerald last night it was sick."

by Baku Panurple June 20, 2008

fitzy

of or pertaining to anything as effeminate as sparkling mineral water.

Bean is fitzy...no, i'm serious...BEAN IS FITZY

by Damian April 29, 2003