beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!

by Band Dork Laura October 10, 2008

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

Dennis Faced

to be high beyond belief

" Dude, i was totally Dennis faced last night "

by Marquee 34683 February 11, 2010

Bottom-Feed

To go to the lowest or least path to attain a goal
or
Look for the easiest way to find someone or something

I Bottom-feed for the cheap Stocks to invest in.
Why not Bottom-Feed and look for the most desperate girl in the club to pick up?

by ROBOMAN3 December 11, 2010

The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

Poop feedback

When one farts very hard while pooping, and hears a loud feedback sound from the toilet

Nice poop feedback, I heard it all the way from the room.

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

Creep Feed

The sidebar located next to the News Feed on Facebook. It shows you every like, comment, or ass being wiped by your friends. It's a great tool for starting problems in relationships, stalking, or other recreational uses.

Comments on changed relationship status:

Best friend - "Why did you and John break up?"

Girl - "He liked some hoe's pic"

Best friend - "That was like 10 minutes ago?"

Girl - "Saw it on the creep feed, smh"

by indiansrf October 26, 2011