by 击Lewy击 June 16, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
during intercourse:
girl: stop it!
guy with feather dick: why?
girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!
girl: stop it!
guy with feather dick: why?
girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!
by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014
The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017
Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
by PervyPandas June 23, 2024