Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
by 击Lewy击 June 16, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Feather dick

A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.
during intercourse:

girl: stop it!

guy with feather dick: why?

girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!
by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014
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Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.
by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017
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Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by December 14, 2024
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Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by December 14, 2024
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Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by PervyPandas June 23, 2024
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