Steel Feather

A person, weapon or vehicle that has incredibly high defense/life/resistance but incredibly low offensive power

By focusing on my health and becoming a steel feather nothing can beat me, unfortunately I don’t have the strength to do anything more than chip damage.

by Forgotten Force July 27, 2021

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.

“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”

by Cacaree July 18, 2023

Feather

It means scissors

A pair of feathers is in my desk

by Kam99 May 14, 2022

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.

He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos

by ButchNochance February 5, 2022

Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"

Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.

by 击Lewy击 June 15, 2022