feathering

Tickling a butthole with a feather

Lindsey got caught feathering her dog by her dad.

by Roger of Mortimer January 15, 2022

neon feathers

neon. feathers. professional cool guy. leader of funny business. draws stuff. is cool.

"dude have you subbed to neon feathers???"
"no i have not"
"you are so stupid and dumb and ugly god i hate you so so much."

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM May 12, 2021

Feather’s Day

The day we celebrate Feathers (January 8th)

Feathers a real one ong (on Greg).

Feathers just like me! He just like me fr(For real)!

I love Feather’s day.

by farterFeathers January 8, 2022

Feather-lover

Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.

She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.

by JonnyMadrid September 27, 2013

Horns & Feathers

A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.

People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers

by danimal99 July 20, 2010

feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.

Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.

by anonymous December 14, 2024