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fairy dust 

A comical way to refer to the pathetic amount of kief left in your weed sack or grinder when you are out of marijuana.
Mike: Hey Springer, do you want to throw in on this bowl?

Springer: Wish I could man, but all I've got is fairy dust... I'll definitely smoke with you though.

Mike: Nah, fuck off man.

Fairy Queen

The Queen of all Fairies
A really gay and possible hermafrodite personality.
This guy is a real "fairy queen" looking at the way he dresses.
Fairy Queen by OscarVintage October 16, 2008

Fairy Tale 

Noun. A story propounded upon the public by persons holding or seeking public office in order to trick voters into the false belief that all politicians are not the same and thereby temporarily convince them to cast their vote in favor of the storyteller (a.k.a. fibber).
The Fairy Tales told by Obama were really unlike those told by Bush but somehow the result is nearly the same: tremendous disappointment.
Fairy Tale by Margie505 July 15, 2010

Fairy Dust 

1.Homosexual semen
2.What You Need To See To Find Tinkerbell
3.Magical White Stuff That Comes out of a Fairy's Wand
4.Cocain
Dave:What Did You Do Today??
Tom:I Was Cleaning Out The Showers At The Motel And I Found A Jelly Fish Of Fairy Dust In The Drain
Dave:Ewww
Fairy Dust by Riley S December 25, 2007

fairy fu 

The kind of karate that fairies do. Most commonly it is done at random, ambush style, and results in the fairy taking advantage of the guy she attacks; however, she is never resisted and the guy loves it. Often is in the form of ridiculous karate chops and hi-yas. Can be flying or on the ground. Also can be done wearing fairy costumes.
Fairy- Watch out cause I am about to use my fairy fu and karate chop you!
Man- Oh fairy please don't. I would die if you had your way with me!
Fairy- Pow! Karate Chop Chop Chop! Now let me do what I want to you or I will fairy fu you again.
Man- Ok Fairy I submit.
fairy fu by Rachel the Fairy December 31, 2008

Fairy Hole 

A fairy hole is a woman's vagina; lower genitals of a female.
"You're really getting me hot." - Boyfriend
"Oh yeah?" - Starts stripping slowly - Girl
He rolled a condom in place and rammed his eggplant in her juicy fairy hole.
"Faster! Get the vibrator, babe!"
Fairy Hole by wiseniggalistentome August 13, 2018