jizz fairy

a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").

The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.

by E. Ho February 19, 2009

Cum Fairy

a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed

Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night

by telie December 24, 2005

Tooth Fairy

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.

Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;

by It'sALie August 22, 2010

lawn fairy

A derogatory term used to refer to a soccer player. Generally used by football players, meatheads, or other people without necks.

"I saw a lawn fairy in the park yesterday."

by BP7 June 23, 2006

Field Fairy

A soccer player...

He doesnt play Football? What does he play? SOCCER?!? WHAT A FIELD FAIRY

by Raja June 1, 2003

fairy fuck

(in Boondock saints) a queer, a fag, a homo, a fudgepacker, gay, james winne

go suck a dick you fairy fuck

by Da iLe$t kHilLa July 30, 2006

box fairy

lesbian; usage derives from reclamation of derogatory slang for a vagina ("box") and a male homosexual ("fairy").

You're a great guy, Karl, but I am and forever will be a box fairy.

by frankie pankie August 24, 2006