Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.

Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.

by Godless Dad November 12, 2022

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022

Fair play

Another say of showing satisfaction to a situation or question. Another way of saying "fair enough"

1. "You wanna go out tomorrow night?"
2. "Na can't mate"
1. " what u doing?"
2. " I got work"
1. "Fair play. How about Friday?"
2. "Yh thats cool"
1."alright calm. See u then"

by Flynn Garcia August 9, 2021

Fair mon

You are a good lad. You are a top geezer.

Did you just neck your drinks. You are a fair mon.

by The fairest mon August 19, 2021

Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.

Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.

by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010

fair igloo

i)The phrase "fair igloo" is an alternative way of saying the more common and respected phrase "fair enough". It can be used in a way to emphasise the fact that you are being ironic, showing that you do not think it is "fair enough".
ii)Though it can also be used to express the opposite of being "as hard as nails" to show weediness, pussyish behaviour and all round weakness.
Pronounced: fare-y-gloo

i) Bob : "Fecking furfag; go and eat some fur!"
Carl: "Ah so that is what you think of me is it? Fair igloo, there is some nice fur waiting to be nibbled on just outside my door!"
ii) Bob: "For cocks sake Carl, your about as tough as fair igloo!"

by b_wild December 24, 2006