fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018

foul is fair

Basically anything goes , bad behavior being foul , is accepted and to be expected .

Street fighting rule # 1.
Fight at your own risk . Foul is fair . Example : me have gun , you have none . Fair and fun .

by Han $olo September 1, 2022

Renaissance Fair

A place where nerdy swingers go to whore around with pirates and wenches.

Let's go to the Renaissance Fair, it's been awhile since I've been revolted WHILE getting an STD.

by Godless Dad November 12, 2022

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.

I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.

by Fencer666 March 22, 2022

Pulling A Faire

Being depressed and making your profile picture on discord a depressed anime character

I swear... You are literally just Pulling A Faire.

by ANONline March 4, 2021

fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.

Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.

by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010

fair igloo

i)The phrase "fair igloo" is an alternative way of saying the more common and respected phrase "fair enough". It can be used in a way to emphasise the fact that you are being ironic, showing that you do not think it is "fair enough".
ii)Though it can also be used to express the opposite of being "as hard as nails" to show weediness, pussyish behaviour and all round weakness.
Pronounced: fare-y-gloo

i) Bob : "Fecking furfag; go and eat some fur!"
Carl: "Ah so that is what you think of me is it? Fair igloo, there is some nice fur waiting to be nibbled on just outside my door!"
ii) Bob: "For cocks sake Carl, your about as tough as fair igloo!"

by b_wild December 24, 2006