fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018

Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

Fair mon

You are a good lad. You are a top geezer.

Did you just neck your drinks. You are a fair mon.

by The fairest mon August 19, 2021

Fair Doss

A way of showing you are impressed or agree with a story

Can be used in many contexts -

Not to be confused with the well used phrase ‘fair do’s’

This is pronounced fair d-o-s-s

“Jonty I’ve only just heard I’ve been accepted into oxford “ “ oh fair doss”

by Fair doss May 1, 2018

Fair play

Another say of showing satisfaction to a situation or question. Another way of saying "fair enough"

1. "You wanna go out tomorrow night?"
2. "Na can't mate"
1. " what u doing?"
2. " I got work"
1. "Fair play. How about Friday?"
2. "Yh thats cool"
1."alright calm. See u then"

by Flynn Garcia August 9, 2021

fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.

Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.

by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010

Fair Emuff

When accepting defeat in a conversation. Ali G style izzle.

Julie-"Hey stop fuckin Naomi Cambell shes a dog"
Ali-"Fair emuff" (fair enough)

by Bobz and Sunil....er....izzle May 19, 2003