FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

Browntown Express

When someone drops a steaming turd in a subway seat, and the train ends up going all the way to the end of the line with the log just sitting there.

"Man, who dropped that browntown express over there?" It's going to end up in Yonkers!

by Rhainman September 6, 2013

Explorer

A Ford SUV introduced in 1990 as a 1991 model year vehicle. Ranger based until 2002. Commonly used by pimps and drug dealers.

...I put the pedal to the floor in my two tone Ford Explorer...

by pacodiablo February 14, 2004

dora the explorer

Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.

*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*

Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!

by shitguy January 10, 2008

internet explorer

The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.

My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!

by EvanAC September 22, 2005

UPS Express

A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.

UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.

by Brian Surette August 14, 2006

Internet Explorer

The most ridiculous Browser ever in which my next door neighbor uses as if its the only thing available on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!! what an idiot even after i inform him all the time how stupid he is and show him Firefox and the Big "O"
and plenty other browsers its like he just cant comprehend the meaning probably like you reading this or someone you know... mind you this is a guy who has more random information stored in his head then should be allowed and or legal prides himself on knowing crap..... long story short I.E is a Piece of Garbage that should be banned from the internet shouldnt be called internet explorer but maybe "T.B.W.T.N.E.T.E the best way to not explore the internet

Me: "Hey i see you must have just bought this computer seeing that you still have "Internet Explorer" In Fact you must have just bought it today"

Complete Idiot: Nah man ive had this thing for like 3 years now..."

Me: What are you Retarded???........

by GeTiTGoTiTGood August 28, 2009