A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
Get the Evanmug. A very smart and beautiful haired man. He will treat any girl like a goddess if he believes she deserves it. He is the most loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Evan also has a great sense of humor and taste in anything from movies and music to food and books. Evan is honest when he needs and wants to be. He can be a little bit self centered but is usually pretty modest. Evan also has an obsession with Legos and Star Wars. Overall, Evan is a completely wonderful guy that 85% of girls want to hold and 25% of guys are a small bit jealous of.
by EvAlWy April 23, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a masculine male. He has every girl in love with him and is constantly sweet and honest. He never judges or calls people names. He always forgives, and never wants to hurt someone’s feelings. He cares beyond belief and loves with all his heart. He does everything he is asked and is great at football, basketball, and wrestling. He is tall and handsome and is decent sized in weight. He is great at drumming and is popular but doesn’t know it.
by hvw913 April 23, 2018
Get the Evanmug. The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
by AstorR September 4, 2021
Get the Evanmug. evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020
Get the evanmug. Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017
Get the Evanmug.