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Ethan a farting menace on drugs once we t comes out hes uncontrollable
Is that Ethan?

Chokes from farts ahhhhhh
by Ethan’s Butt September 30, 2022
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If you have a friend or a boyfriend named Ethan, your in for a treat, they can sometimes be stubborn, and mean. But they will warm up to you once you get to know them, if you have a Ethan in your life, you better keep em, they have a obnoxious sense of humor, and are very sexual, but don't let that make you think differently about them. They are mostly loud and sometimes annoying, but they are a stunning human bean. They will be there when you need to talk, but arent good when it comes to advice.

Most people think he's a bad person, but they don't know the truth

They are good and loyal companions and will stand up for you if you need it.
Omg, Ethan is kinda hot
Theres Ethan
I want him
by Your girlll April 30, 2019
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The most fucking attractive and cute human being to ever live. He has a really sweet smile that literally melts your heart and a laugh that is so contagious that you can't help but laugh or smile too. Has a great voice and sings like an angel. Fit but also smart as heck. Sometime quiet in the cute way but also energetic and lively with his friends. Great sense of humour with jokes that make everyone laugh. Kinda flirty. Overall really friendly, approachable, and respectful.
"Ethan is so fucking hot, holy shit!"
"Ethan will make any girl or guy fall for him."
by justarandomguyhere August 23, 2022
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An annoying little fuck who no one likes and is overweight
Damn look at that Ethan over their
by momolis April 9, 2019
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The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe
I was walking then an ethan struck me.
by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019
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A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
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A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020
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