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Elements

An absolutely rubbish/pants bar in the town of Witham, Essex, England.

Used to be a pub where people were constantly getting stabbed/bottled, but was bought out, fitted with curtains (most of them on the ceilings where there are no windows) and sofas, and now you can't get in without shoes on. Knives are still allowed... As long as they are not wearing any sportswear.

Also, dressing like a complete scab is still allowed, as long as you are wearing shoes. Spliffy jeans and Naff jackets are commonly seen at the bar.

Full of weird people from surrounding towns, who are probably too scummy or unpopular to go out in their own towns.
"Alright bruv, fancy not going to the George tonight and going out for a proper night - in elements, where we can pay twice as much for a drink as we do in any other pub within a 1 mile radius?"

"Yea ok cuz, let's take my sister's penknife and stab everyone up"
by Percy Poppadom December 2, 2007
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The Fifth Element

A new retro name for a man's semen.
After I was done she had the fifth element all over her face.
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Element

The true form of element isnt the stuff in the periodic table. Element is the form of matter when fused with some sort of energy. Most powerful when fused with ultima
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Is that an element?
by uLtImAeLeMeNt February 25, 2003
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elementary school

a place where young children are bred to become sluts and assholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.
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Central Hamilton Elementry

It is the smallest school full of gays and bisexuals! There are no good teachers and the food tastes like crap! The school is located in Jasper Florida. Once you get out of that crappy school you head on to another crappy school...Hamilton County High School.
Central Hamilton Elementry is the second gayest school in hamilton.
by another kid at HCHS May 13, 2011
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element

a sell out skateboard company until the last few years. once they get rid of the two shit skaters mike v and bam then theyll be really good. only problem is the decks are really good...for a week then suck ass
wow your element is fucked. you need a new board. I know! i just got is a week ago too!
by collisionofworlds September 27, 2008
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elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions
Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex
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