eggo rofl

its just another one of those 'lol' or 'rofl' words such as roflcopter or lolocaust. i just made it up today and it was funny. lolocaust

hey did u see that n00b get pwned?! yea it was hilarious!! Eggo rofl!! Lolocaust!!

by mattdamien March 16, 2008

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

eggnog

v.

to completely fill a glass or clear bong or pipe with marijuana smoke to a point at which the chamber(s) is completely white, and can no longer be seen through

n.

the smoke held within a chamber that cannot be seen through because of the large quantity of said smoke

adj.

a hit of a bong or pipe that was opaque with smoke

Dude, I don't know how, but you just completely eggnogged AND CLEARED my new bong!

Tasty eggnog, eh?

There's the eggnog hit you were waiting for.

by adosmaerc July 1, 2009

Leggo my Eggos

What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.

Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

egging

The act of doing something so idiotic that you have to be pointed out by those around you and labeled for how ignorant you look.

"Man did you see connor today after he hit that grav? Man he was egging hard, he just forgot his debit card at the mcdonalds drive thru."
"Man what an egg."

by doglips22 November 16, 2016

eggnant

When a female spider is carrying her eggs and her abdomen becomes full and distended.

“Look at the size of her abdomen, she might be eggnant”

by Luke Dogwalker November 28, 2020

Egging me on

When someone leads you on and plays with you, as if it’s some kind of joke.

Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.

I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...

by Hitler the great July 13, 2020