ebong

the midget man no more than 2 foot tall who cries every hour on the hour normally charity advertistments on the television set him off espeshially the donkey charity (the brooke)

'ahhh he just won't stop crying, christ what a god damn ebong'

by hagrid smith February 15, 2009

neon genesis evangelion fan

neon genesis is an anime. made in 1994 featuring the weird ass main character named shinji ikari, who harasses women.
neon genesis evangelion fans are usually virgins with zero friends

person 1: hi im a neon genesis evangelion fan
person 2: ew dont talk to me loser

by karmz April 3, 2022

Ebany

She is a massive chicken who loves a boy called aidan and she has big toes and a big round tongue everyone knows her for something she shouldn't have done although if you know her she can be a tidge nice so ye everyone don't look at her or else You will die!!!!!

Bob: watch out ebany is about

Jim: ah don't look at her!!

by Chicken nugs nugs December 12, 2017

neon genesis evangelion fan

neon genesis evangelion is a popular anime, featuring the weird ass main character, shinji akari

a neon genesis evangelion fan is also known as a virgin with no friends.
these beings are usually found indoors and have never seen the light of day, or touched grass.

person 1: hey, im a neon genesis evangelion fan!
person 2: ew. dont talk to me, loser

by karmz April 3, 2022

Etang

A term referring to a girl with a donk. This girl is typically very skilled at backing it up and dumping it as well as "making it clap". They are also typically the proud owner of a wide landing strip.

"Wow! That is one fine piece of Etang."

by slimjady May 6, 2011

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011

etang

It is the type electronic tang that gamers get because they don't ever leave the game.

Jake: Hey Mike jew get that etang last night.
Mike: Hell yea! I had sex with "jarh3ad" It was really hot!
Jake: "jarh3ad" is a dude
Mike: Shit

by Skeetstain October 10, 2008