'E-"mAl-"tyüd-ish-'nes
Function: adjective
Etymology: electronic aptitude
1: Proficiency in the creation and/or editing of cleverly written witty emails. 2: Ability to communicate profound ideas concisely and with clarity without the constraints of appliation-based spell checking and outside the bounds of proper grammar.
Function: adjective
Etymology: electronic aptitude
1: Proficiency in the creation and/or editing of cleverly written witty emails. 2: Ability to communicate profound ideas concisely and with clarity without the constraints of appliation-based spell checking and outside the bounds of proper grammar.
"Andy's apparent lack of emailitudeishness was the reason he could not pick up on the gist of the correspondance."
by vala July 24, 2008
Get the emailitudeishness mug.An exchage of email (typically business related)communication characterized by increasingly inflamatory, antagonistic, or sarcastic commentary. Generally, the battle ends when one participant becomes too angry to continue without using profanity or threatening physical violence.
Wade started an email battle with me today when I emailed he and John and asked them to work on their collections. He must be experiencing his monthly flow.
by El Jefe (the true El Jefe) September 5, 2011
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Get the email mug.a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma January 28, 2021
Get the email dump mug.The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.
Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).
Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).
by David W Williamson January 4, 2008
Get the emailing Amsterdam mug.A term coined by Wade Needham for an "electronic tailgate party". It was created in 2004 on World-Wrestling.net for WrestleMania XX weekend, with a series of events and original media presentations to celebrate the biggest event in sports entertainment.
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