by tttt894 November 28, 2017
Get the stone eaglemug. defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
Get the beat the eaglemug. When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
Get the The Bearded Eaglemug. Name for the following act.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
Get the Landing Eaglemug. by Firedragonroar March 7, 2019
Get the Cream Eaglemug. 
Whilst in the sexual act of anal, the recipient has an epileptic seizure causing their butthole to squeeze down the penetrator’s penis
by ChunkyButFunky May 16, 2018
Get the Weezy Eaglemug.