Eagle Grab

When you take your pointer, middle, and ring finger on both hands and insert in to a vagina, then pull them apart. Your hands should look like claws.

Guy1: dude im gonna eagle grab that bitch so hard and see how she likes that!
guy2: Dude! Thats so Gross!

by Seaside Kid November 19, 2010

eagle smiles

Payday.

"Morning, Roy."
"Eagle smiles on Friday! Not too bad! Welcome back."

by mdbecker21 September 5, 2014

Zobmondian Eagle

A special species of Eagles located only in Australia & a place far away that you're not supposed to know about.

"Wow, I thought Zobmondian Eagles were ugly!"

by Arden Middle School October 18, 2006

Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.

I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.

by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022

Cream Eagle

When you are penetrating your loved one then jump in the air spread eagle and cum on them.

Do you want to cream eagle tonight?

by Firedragonroar March 7, 2019

White Eagle

When one player from a football club brings a girl to have a gangbang with three or more teammates from the same team

Daphne was craving it after the presentation night she went into the men’s toilets for a white eagle

by ASydtongue July 20, 2021

Weezy Eagle

Whilst in the sexual act of anal, the recipient has an epileptic seizure causing their butthole to squeeze down the penetrator’s penis

Keegan and Darren did the weezy eagle last night. Turns out, Darren forgot to take his medication

by ChunkyButFunky May 16, 2018