Darf

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

by Kyle July 21, 2004

Dwarfy

a word describing someone of less than average height.

Nic: Hey, do you think Lauren is dwarfy?

Chris: Nah, she's not short enough.

by CReeves July 8, 2012

dward

usually an extremely cocky male specimen with an appetite badminton. usually comes in a package with slightly above average looks and short height. can be extremely annoying but everyone somehow knows him.

ugh its 'dward'
silly old 'dward'

by chubby skinny July 2, 2019

dwarfskin rumpler

a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton CA that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves

Brenden: DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!

Paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly

by Sheldon Molesk August 23, 2007

Dwarfgasm

1.(n). When a dwarf (small person) is at the peak of its sexual pleasure.
2.(n) When a man with a baby penis (1-3 inches) has an orgasm
3.(v) engaging in sexual intercourse with or around a dwarf.( may be between 2 dwarves or a dwarf and a normal sized person.)
4. for 3 or more dwarves see Dworgy

1) WOW! i can't believe lil John had a Dwarfgasm with lil Kim on the coffee table this morning!
2) Sam has such a small shlong that he can only dwarfgasm for 3 seconds.

by Dwarfgasm November 19, 2011

darf

The most foul word known to mankind. Literally an anagram of 'Dyke's Ass Regularly Fucked'. However, in practice d*** means much, much more than this childish sum of words. D*** is the word responsible for the most deaths and beatings of all time, as uttering it in most American communities can and will result in an immediate reaction from practically any knowlegeable American, especially in the northern states.

Due to these statistics, the word D*** has been banned in 21 states and practicing members of the Catholic faith are instantly excommunicated from the church for uttering it.

Person 1: Hey brother, I just had sex with your wife and killed your dogg. Wahey!

Person 2: Wow man you are ... you are .... a DARF...

Person 1: Oh my god, I know I wronged you but nothing can justify that! Jesus Christ! This man just said he D-word out loud! Oh Christ have Mercy!!!!

Persons 3-800 (angry mob): He said what???!?!?!??!!? Lets fucking kick his ass! This man is dead.

Priest: Wait a second! I have to excommunicate him from Catholicism first... you can have your way with him then.

Persons 3-800: Awww... But then we can cut off his penis and feed it to him, right?

Person 2: But... What...?... This man is my brother and best friend and he just slept with my wife, aren't I justified?

State official: No! Let the law deal with this matter. As you know, uttering that word out loud is not allowed in this state. He shall be put to death by blood loss through castration! It may not be a fitting punishment, but it is a start.

Persons 1, 3-800: Castration! Castration! Castration! Castration!

Person 2: Wow, I guess the D-word is a horrible thing to say after all.

by Andy Murphy May 3, 2006

darfur

A cause that insecure college students talk about to try and prove to others that they know all about world affairs.

Did you hear about those people killed in Martinique? We must do something! *Pops collar*

by Truth May 13, 2005