Dumper

The commonly used term for Butt.
This is Used in description of the female anus as spoke of toward Anal intercorse.
This is also used to describe the Male Anus, but normally used to speek about unwanted sodamy, sometimes with Unordinary objects.

"God dude Check out that chicks Dumper!"
"Damn dude I wouldn't mind Dropping some Super man goo In her Dumper."
"Bah dude Sorry to hear about that plunger the jammed in your dumper."

by Rukas December 23, 2003

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dummies

1. Those who spend their hard earned money on small quantities of drugs, over and over again.
2. Everyday drug addicts

3. The people who keep your pockets filled with 50s and 100s.

4. Customers

The type of person who buys two grams and says that they're, "trying to take it easy tonight." Than calls again at 3:30 a.m. and asks for another gram. Then your forced to say, "See! Why didn't you just get a ball?!!!"

"Fuckin dummies! Jesus christo!" Then your girl gets pissy cuz you woke her up and have to run down the street at 4am. But daddys gotta get that cash. M.O.B.

by Dr. Todd Reezee February 4, 2009

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dumper

A dumper is both i) a cigarette recycled from another person's cigarette, and ii) a composite cigarette hand rolled using the extracted tobacco from other dumpers.

Dole didn't come through so I can't afford durries. Three more fat dumpers and I'll be able to roll a dumper. Pass me the Tally Ho's.

by ysambart October 14, 2008

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Cryptic Dumper

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When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

by jaketd12 February 22, 2010

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dumped

dump, dumped: a vehicle that is lowered to where it would be too crazy. this term originated from the norcal.

I seen this 180 that dumped to hell.
I'm gonna dump my shit tonight.

by DaNgxXAXxLaNg April 29, 2004

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dumpity dump

A person;
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".

Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.

Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.

Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.

Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.

Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.

Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!

A really big dumpity dump.

Girl1: GOD. My Step-Dad is such a dumpity dump.
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!

by d3v0 July 11, 2006

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