In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
by buckeye02 September 18, 2012
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While aggressively have sex with a woman doggy style, you start howling loudly like a wolf right before you're about to ejaculate.
I thought there were wolves in the back yard but it ended up being my roommate Tucker giving some slut a good Wolf Dicking!
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That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.
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Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
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