diddle

verb; manually manipulating the sweet sweet vag in any manner possible

"Sean the diddle-master stopped any form of drinking or hanging out at all so that he could diddle the BIG MAC every night...that's called diddle-dedication."

"When Meghan's friend asked about her boyfriend, she responded 'that kid sure can diddle.'"

by Shawn Vann Lare Wollton May 21, 2006

Diddle

v. To slack off, or spend too much time on small tasks.

Hey! Lusre! I don't want to sit around and watch you diddle!

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 26, 2009

diddle twiddle

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.

"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

diddle

VERB: The act of not doing anything very productive...fucking around

All they did at the mall was diddle around

by flippytale January 16, 2004

diddle nibbler

One who nibbles diddles.

MrDriller

by Wolf April 2, 2003

Diddlemeesquink

used for expression, instead of vulgar words

Instead of OH F**K i dropped the fish! Use: OH Diddlemeesquinks! I dropped the fish!

by Sir Francis The Great June 13, 2006

Diddle Dick

When someone cums after only two strokes.

He has a fucking diddle dick, it's dissapointing as fuck.

by Wantsomefuck? December 30, 2016