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Doritos

Only the greatest triangular shaped snack ever that tastes like cheese.
Some boi:u want sum doritos
some other boi:sure
some third boi:lets get high on doritos
all;hell yeah
mugGet the Doritosmug.

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.
by ..diehard November 30, 2022
mugGet the human doritomug.

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
mugGet the Dorito Tearmug.

dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making oneโ€™s feet smell like Doritos.
Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.
by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018
mugGet the dorito genemug.

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch
Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.
by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018
mugGet the Lady Doritosmug.

Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.
Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?
mugGet the Doritomug.

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