dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.

Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.

by Mistah Know-it-all December 22, 2020

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.

Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

a huge dong

what you dont have

"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"

by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017

Dong Effect

The phenomena where images of a penis in a television show or movie cause mental anguish to a viewer.

The golden dong scene in episode 9 of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" caused James to seek aggressive psycho-therapy. This is the dong effect.

The showing of Dr. Manhattan's blue dong in The Watchmen movie resulted in manic-depression in many viewers. This is the dong effect.

by Eunice LegalIssuesClass December 4, 2010