Disasterbation

A calamitous event, one occurring suddenly and causing great misfortune; a failed attempt at masturbation.

If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation

Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...

Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real

by ^RoxyRoll^ March 10, 2018

Diasterism

The highest form of autism. The only person to have this is the famous and well known youtuber Diasterous

Person 1: *screeching noises*
Person 2: Dude, do have diasterism or something?

by Diasterous May 29, 2018

Disasterpiece

Disasterpiece

Something so horrible, so beyond fucked that it's existence boggles the mind. The opposite of a Masterpiece.

I didn't expect Fallout 76 to be great but damn...it's a disasterpiece.

by Grants_Dreaming December 1, 2018

Disaster Lesbian

A lesbian with a strong aversion to actively inititating romantic or sexual contact.

See also: Heartshine; Candlelight Sonata

She's a bit of a disaster lesbian

by Cursori March 14, 2019

disasterbation

When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.

It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month

Stop with the disasterbation.

by GreaterBaiter April 16, 2019

Disaster-E-Azam

Disaster-e-Azam Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning

His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming

Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood

by badnaam_benaam July 3, 2019

Disaster-E-Azam

Disaster-e-Azam Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning

His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming

Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood

Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood

by badnaam_benaam July 3, 2019