dollarborne disease

Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.

My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.

Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.

by d4unit November 16, 2017

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017

celiac disease

A disease that is explained above but also a lyric from the song Jungle by Mome boys.

"Celiac disease I don't fuck with gluten.

by M.C. Awesome June 4, 2021

Pikachu Disease

A disease one catches when a pikachu appears on their nearby radar of pokemon go and is willing to go to dangerpus areas to catch it and is toally unfocused on the real world. Pokemon

#PikachuDisease #Pikachu Disease #Pikachu #Pokemon

"Dude what's your problem? girls are around bro"
"I gotta catch dis' pikachu bro"

"You've got the Pikachu Disease dude , you need help"

by Fyinate August 2, 2016

diseased up

1) person having multiple diseases, i.e. aids, herpes, genital warts, etc. etc. all rolled into one
2) person having one or more uncurable diseases
3) what a professional prostitute is in her later years

"Aww man, dude, don't go out with that girl! Dude she's all diseased up! You'll get something Ajax can't wash off!"

by digawid July 4, 2008

Fukitz Disease

A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:

- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination

Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.

Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.

Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.

Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.

by School Nurse May 18, 2011