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dial-a-dick

Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with
No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.
by yoshi77 December 9, 2008
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dial

The thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem "offensive". Puritans like the FCC and PTC seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.
If you don't like what's on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumbass.
by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005
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Denali Flexin

Driving a lifted GMC Denali outfitted with the latest offroad accessories. Thus, exhibiting an aptitude for spending money, by modifying the most luxurious truck offered by General Motors.
Man! I had to take my Dodge back to the house when he came through Denali Flexin in that new GMC.

She didn't even wait for the step to swing down jumping out of that Ford when she saw me and my boy Justin Denali Flexin from across the parking lot.
by gimpchicken March 3, 2016
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Butt Dial

An unintentional gluteal command to engage in conversation
uh-oh. You butt dialed me again.
by Caroly Q October 1, 2018
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dical

Awesome. Used to describe something good. It came from the word 'radical'. Often used in place of 'rad'.
That show last night was so dical.

It'd be so dical to hang out with them.
by musictorussia May 9, 2004
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dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.
I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”
by dipper5150 May 5, 2009
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dial syncing

when you are calling someone that is calling you so you both go to voicemail.
I hate when the signal drops when I'm talking to Bridget because we're just going to spend the next five minutes dial syncing.
by Januraqua April 27, 2014
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